dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

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spoopy-cat:


Glameow - Palette 7

HOLY CATS

spoopy-cat:

Glameow - Palette 7

HOLY CATS

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

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googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

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unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

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wounders:

— It would’ve been better if we never met. None of this would’ve happened.

— Pocahontas, look at me. I’d rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.

ohana

bioshaquille:

dlubes:

when ur in a threesome and they both cum on u at the same time

I’m on mobile, so it hasn’t finished loading but I fucking swear if it’s from the pokemon movie where Ash turns to stone I will light you on fucking fire

bioshaquille:

dlubes:

when ur in a threesome and they both cum on u at the same time

I’m on mobile, so it hasn’t finished loading but I fucking swear if it’s from the pokemon movie where Ash turns to stone I will light you on fucking fire

fencer-x:

FUCK WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD MAKE THIS.

fencer-x:

FUCK WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD MAKE THIS.

Welcome!

Hi, I’m Andrew.
I am a ♂.

This is my anime/personal/main blog. This is a Chris Evans appreciation blog. I try and keep it to mostly pokemon, disney and anime, but it gets out of hand and jokes, boys and animals make their way into the mix. Occasionally #nsfw.

Previously “ffe300” and “darumakabaka.” I track “staygolduck.”

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Currently watching: Steven Universe, Haikyuu!!, No Game No Life, Isshuukan Friends, Black Bullet, Tamako Market

Enjoy your stay!